Frisky Business
Written by Ghostwriter
Rated: ADULT
Characters: Janeway/Chakotay
September 1998

Disclaimer: Paramount owns all things Voyager. I'm just borrowing. No copyright infringement is intended.

WARNING: This story contains strong sexual themes. If you are under the legal age of majority for your area or are offended by such, please read no further.

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The minute Chakotay entered their quarters, he knew something was up. Janeway had been walking around all day with that 'look' in her eye, and that usually meant he would wake up exhausted the next morning...provided she allowed him any rest at all. Funny thing was, he never remembered seeing that 'look' before their relationship began. He had a sneaking suspicion she avoided taking hormone suppressants every once in awhile, just to keep him on his toes. Not that he was complaining - a woman with fluctuating hormone levels at just the right time of the month could be a dream come true.

He smiled gently as he stopped in the doorway to their bedroom. She was changing out of her uniform, and hadn't noticed his arrival. Slowly, she unhooked her brassiere and let it fall to the floor as she reached for a comfortable blue tank dress. After slipping it over her head, she reached up and pulled out the clips that held her hair in place. Chakotay's heart skipped a beat as the golden-brown tresses fell and spread over her shoulders. She was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.

He was still admiring her when she turned suddenly, seeing him for the first time. A slow smile spread across her face, the 'look' still firmly in place. "Hello," she purred softly.

Chakotay could do little more than grin back; the sight of her took his breath away. He felt his body temperature start to rise when she started toward him, a slow, seductive sway to her hips. His eyes had never left hers, and the mixture of heated sexuality and determination he saw there caused his groin to tighten deliciously. This was a side of Kathryn Janeway very few were blessed with seeing. Chakotay had no doubt some of the crew would pass out from shock if they knew what their strong-willed, no nonsense commanding officer was like behind closed doors.

The silly grin was still on his face as she wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled him toward her, licking her lips in anticipation. Janeway paused only a split second before covering his mouth with her own, tongue snaking out to start a playful duel. The sound of their labored breathing echoed through the room as her hands made their way down her lover's body, tracing each and every contour with long, inquisitive fingers. Chakotay broke the kiss quickly when her hands reached their destination, cupping his firmness through the material and stroking gently.

"Feeling a bit frisky tonight, are we?" he asked with a smile, carefully pulling her hands away. He was trying desperately not to give away how close he was to losing control, but Janeway knew exactly what kind of power she had over him. She smiled slyly and slipped her hands free of his grip, only to return them to his pleasurable torture. Chakotay breathed in sharply at the contact, once again grabbing for her hands. "Are we planning to eat in then?" he asked playfully, making her smile grow even brighter as she once again touched her lips to his. This time the kiss was tender and unhurried.

"I think I'd like dessert first," Janeway whispered when they finally parted. Chakotay laughed softly, allowing himself to be led to the bed where the love of his life deftly began to remove his clothing. Within minutes he stood before her, dressed only in his black briefs. Smiling deviously, she ran her hands possessively up his body just before shoving him backwards, swiftly maneuvering on top of him before his back even hit the mattress. Obsidian eyes locked with blue, each of them blazing with unrestrained passion as the intensity of the moment deepened. Their lips fused once more as she straddled his body, sliding herself back and forth along his erection. The fact that they were both still wearing undergarments didn't seem to matter at all. "I want you..." she whispered passionately after their kiss ended, her body still grinding against his shamelessly.

Chakotay moved his hands to her hips, guiding her gently. "Is this what they called safe sex?" he asked, smiling playfully. Janeway burst out laughing and collapsed on top of him, their passion momentarily cooled. His own laughter mixed with hers as he rolled them over so that she was underneath him.

"You're awful," she gasped, trying to catch her breath.

"You're beautiful."

Janeway smiled thoughtfully at his comment, stroking his face with her fingers. "I'm also very hungry."

"I thought you wanted dessert first?"

"I do," she responded softly. With that, she rolled them back over and slipped off the bed, her eyes never leaving his. Chakotay said nothing as he watched his lover walk out the bedroom doorway. There was no doubt in his mind she was headed for the replicator. "Computer," he heard her call. "Access archival database."

"Archival database accessed. Please specify parameters."

"One plate of...twinkies."

Chakotay's eyebrows knitted in concentration as he tried to figure out what these 'twinkies' were. No sooner had that thought crossed his mind when Janeway reappeared in the doorway, clearly hiding something behind her back. He smiled at the look on her face...the tigress was back. Without using her hands, she crawled back on top of her lover's prone form, straddling him once more. He groaned as she settled herself atop him, his erection protesting the lack of sufficient stimulation. With a dramatic flair, she produced the plate in question from behind her. It contained several oblong-shaped, yellow sponge cakes.

"Twinkies?" he asked, eyeing her curiously.

"An old Earth snack treat," Janeway explained, setting the plate down beside them on the bed. "I had them once at a pajama party when I was a little girl. After that, I used to sneak them whenever I could at home."

"They must be good."

"Sinfully delicious," she purred, picking one off the plate. Lifting it to her mouth, she deliberately ran her tongue along the underside of the cake. She was in no hurry either, letting the sweetness of it dance along her taste buds. Chakotay's mouth watered.

"Mind if I try one," he asked, his voice cracking.

Janeway stopped what she was doing to smile at him. His face was flushed with arousal. "Of course." She reached down slowly, dangling the treat directly in front of him. It smelled sweet and moist, tantalizing his senses. When he reached out with his own tongue, she pulled the cake back just out of range. He tried moving his head up, but she pulled it back again, a low chuckle rippling from her throat. He just smiled as she lifted the snack back to her own lips, placing tiny kisses along its savory length while her eyes dared him to intervene.

"You're evil," he whispered seductively. He felt a rush of heat go straight to his groin as she began nibbling on one of the corners. As she did so, a bit of what looked like creme filling gushed thickly from holes in the moist underside. The sight almost made him come right then and there.

Janeway's eyes widened as Chakotay lifted his hands toward her. He smiled as his fingers pulled the straps of her dress down over her shoulders, exposing her upper body to his heated gaze. With slow determination, he rubbed his index finger along the bottom of the twinkie, capturing some of the filling that had seeped out. As Janeway continued to nibble, her lover tenderly spread the creme over one of her breasts, causing her to moan and arch her back. Chakotay pulled himself into a sitting position then, grasping Janeway to him as his mouth covered her erect nipple, suckling hard on both the sweetness of her and their snack.

"Yes!" she hissed, her hips involuntarily beginning to gyrate once more over his arousal. She ran her free hand through his hair and moaned her approval as he licked and sucked her breast clean.

"Delicious," he whispered when he was through, his hands once more guiding her hips as she continued to move against him.

"Chakotay..." Her voice was soft, yet insistent. He used that moment to lunge for the other corner of the cake she held, effectively biting off the other end. She gasped, mouth opening wide in playful shock as he slowly chewed his prize, savoring each and every sweet morsel. Without missing a beat, Janeway brought the twinkie up to her mouth and stuck her tongue inside the end that she'd nibbled on, pulling out a little bit of the filling. He watched, mesmerized, as she rolled the tip of her tongue back and forth while the creme melted against her. His erection throbbed in response. Leaning forward, he stuck his tongue out and did the same, taking only a little bit of the creme, as well. She watched him with a sly smirk, blue eyes twinkling brightly.

She chuckled throatily as she allowed her tongue to move back to its target, pushing it all the way inside the yellow cake. Chakotay reacted instantly, moving his own tongue inside his end of the twinkie, as well. Creme squished out into both their mouths as their tongues battled deliciously inside the long shaft of sweetness. Their bodies continued to move together below, hard against soft in a tangle of wetness and clothing that sent tingles of electric pleasure coursing through each of them.

Creme filling spilled from the bottom of the twinkie and onto their bare chests as their battle of tongues continued. Breathing became rough and labored as their bodies raced toward ecstasy. Janeway made soft sounds of pleasure as she grabbed onto his shoulders for support. Suddenly, Chakotay groaned loudly, his fingers digging into her hips as he climaxed. Janeway's release followed quickly, her body shuddering as she ground furiously against him. The sound of their frantic voices was muffled by the snack cake caught between them, but the pleasurable diversion didn't deter them from their task. Their tongues continued to slide together inside their moist battlefield, slowing as the urgency of the moment ebbed away. Chakotay lay back onto the bed then, pulling his love with him.

Janeway's eyes started to fill with tears, prompting her lover to stroke her hair gently. He heard her sniffle, and briefly wondered if she was about to start crying. Before he could even register why she might be so upset, her face twisted into a look of complete and utter horror. A split second later she erupted into a tremendous sneeze, bits of twinkie and creme filling flying everywhere, her hands still flailing in a desperate attempt to cover her mouth.

Chakotay closed his eyes as they were both splattered with the snack cake. Absently, he began to chew on the remains left in his mouth. Above him, Janeway leaned her head against his shoulder and began laughing. "I'm so sorry, Chakotay," she blurted out breathlessly.

"Well," he began, the start of a chuckle close behind. "The three of us almost came together..."

Janeway completely collapsed on top of him as waves of hysterical laughter took over, her deep voice penetrating the entire room. His voice joined hers as he hugged her tightly and then rolled them both over. Janeway gasped as she came into contact with the plate of remaining twinkies, all of them now squished against her backside.

"This isn't turning out quite as I had imagined," she chuckled against his mouth, both of them beginning to wipe away the mess.

"Do me a favor, love," Chakotay murmured quietly as he began kissing the sweetness from her face. "Next time, let's just let the twinkies watch."

Another wave of laughter was her only response.

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